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www,1ceman.com
Rev. 6/06/13 |
Welcome!
You
have stumbled onto the home page of 1ceman.com
- a humble, albeit exciting domain on the worldwide web. 1ceman,
where Internal Control is Number One. If you are really into Internal Control check out our companion website: Internal-Control
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Internal
Control Association
If
you are looking for the New York State Internal Control Association, (NYSICA)
click on the button at left, to go to their new domain (NYSICA.COM). |
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NYSICA
is a nationally recognized resource for government- related internal
control information. |
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Other
Resources
For
other useful links to internal control sites, and
worthwhile publications, (including the humorous guide to Low
Performance Organizations), click
the IC-IA
Link button at
left.
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Time to Get Organized There is more to life than Internal Control (believe it or not). Click on the button at left to go to www.timotoole.org - home to a growing body of wisdom and delight - including the 1ceman's dual-debut novels, and ongoing nature photography/videography. This includes photos featured periodically in the Albany Times Union.
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Control
Self-Assessment
For
a free Powerpoint demonstration of this management technique
endorsed by industry and government, click the CSA
button at left. |
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Ludicrous
Musings
We humbly
offer a smattering of articles
from the satirical pen of the 1ceman. If you wear white shirts and
skinny ties, conduct internal audits and take your job seriously,
please bear in mind that satire may be injurious to your pompous
personality. It may be too late for you to get a life, so you will
have to content yourself with bitter retrospection on your
purposeless existence. |
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O'Toole
Clan Photos
Click on the O2L
button at left, to begin a tour of this famous American family.
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Northeast
Nature Photos
Click on nature
photos for some spectacular
views of the flora and fauna of New York's Capital District.
Unlike
Audubon's Birds, no wildlife was slaughtered in the process of making
these photographs. |
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Digital Photos
Here's
the 1ceman's latest batch of digital
photos (taken
with either a FujiFilm 1.3 megapixel camera, or an Olympus 2.1
megapixel camera. Photos have been downsized and compressed from
their original size to save on web space.
Confused
about pixels? Click
here for
a succinct look at the prevailing formats for computer monitors and
digital cameras alike. 3:1
optical zoom plus $100 gets you at least 12 megapixels these days (now 14
megapixels is common and affordable). (Adobe PDF file going rapidly out of date - 13 KB)
Not
sure about switching from film to digital photography? Click
here for
a three-page discussion of pros vs. cons, and a common sense approach
to good pictures. |
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This
just in - GoDaddy.com just gave me a sweet deal on unlimited web space at a ridiculously low price. So click here for Ozymandias's home page for a growing section of cyber space devoted to digital photography. We are now in the 12 to 14 megapixel class, so "unlimited" will come in handy.
Desktop
Publishing
Sure,
you can dress up your publications with digital photos, but there
are others ways to package your words. Here
are three compact MS Word documents which demonstrate how to use
that ubiquitous word processor to mimic the expensive features of
professional desktop publishing software.
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Yes,
you may use
these as templates
to display your own poignant prose.
Right
click, then Save As.
You're
welcome.
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Soup
Group International - It's Here! |
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At long last,
we offer you the 1ceman's own variation on the Vietnamese
delicacy - Phð
Gà.
That's chicken soup in Saigon.
And, at no
extra charge, his award-winning
Pâté
de Foie Québecois. (save
the giblets!)
Just click on
either link for a PDF view of these two French-influenced dishes,
enjoyed by the original gourmet group started in 1991. |
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Tell
us what you think, alert us to problems with the links, or offer
ideas for additions to this site.
Send comments to Tim
O'Toole.
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